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SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM...

No i'm not doing Monty Python, i just wanted to talk about Spam mail. I find that hot teen age lesbian school girls wanting me to look at there pictures very funy scine i have so much trouble getting it up. So when that nigerian prince finally sends me the millions he promised i will be able to buy those herb pills that will make me the $6,000,000 man. (Bigger, faster, harder than before) Till then i will be able to buy those designer watches at low, low prices. And soon i will be able to get together with local men and women who seem to be wanting to meet me. But before i go out i must take all of my diet pills...

Ok if these spammers know so much about my life then i really should just shoot my self. If i have so many medicle things wrong with me that i need all these pills that will cure me from being fat, bald, empatent, and so forth, i would rather be dead....

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littleegypt
Mar. 27th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
But wait! You don't need enormous breasts? Or to refinaince your home? Or does Sindee not want to talk to you and only you? ACK!!!!!
tully01
Mar. 28th, 2006 12:27 am (UTC)
LOL. If I refinance my home I can afford those new breasts and that bigger penis, and the fees that nice man in Nigeria needs for me to pay to close the transfer...in the meantime, there are always those pills from the online pharmacies to keep me from worrying too much.
astein142
Mar. 28th, 2006 01:03 pm (UTC)
Would you like some of these hot stock tips some idiot keeps sending me? You could get rich quick. Yeppers. (Seriously, spammers prey on insecurity, and there are enough insecure lonely overweight horney Americans out there willing to believe them. Dont' be one of them. Just press delete.)
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